You know you go to Parsons when: (these are the ones i relate to)

• Nobody stands out, because everybody stands out.
• Even the janitors wear skinny jeans
• You go to Utrecht (the art supplies store) at least 3 times a week.
• People automatically assume youre going into fashion..because they don't know Parsons does anything else.
• You've walked up 9 flights of stairs carrying a toolbox and or portfolio that weighs more than you
• You've been uncomfortably close to atlast 10 people at a time in the elevator.
• You're not fat...because parsons doesn't accept fat people. That's actually a good thing because you have to wait long enought to squeeze into an elevator in the first place.
• You have cut yourself at least once with wire, olfa, exacto, or maybe even bristol board.
• If you commute to school...too bad..because teachers don't have sympathy at the New School. The only school where attendance absolutely matters & you get kicked out for being absent 3 times (even when you're in grad school)
• Over 70% of the student population is female...the rest mostly gay...and very few lesbians...that's a lot of unhappy women..which is why they keep 'em so busy.
• Your room looks like Utrecht vomited.
• If you registration starts at 8 am, all the classes you want will be full by 8:15, and your schedule won't work. Oh, you want core classes? Too bad.